youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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