Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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