she looked like the bat from fern gully.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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