That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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