Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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