Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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