i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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