Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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