I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he puts the penis in happiness.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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