party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I love you.
Bad choice
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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