I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
