thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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