But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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