why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
