he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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