Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time