sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?