idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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