The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
How does it feel to date your dad?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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