Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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