Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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