he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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