i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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