Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I will pee on everything he values.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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