I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i was born a porn star she said
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Randomize
