let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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