I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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