He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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