So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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