Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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