So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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