Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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