i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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