Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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