flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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