i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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