yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
This house was built for laser tag.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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