East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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