Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so let's talk penis.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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