Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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