The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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