I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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