Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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