How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Two words: nipple clamps
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