? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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