She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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