Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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