I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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