There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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