i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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