called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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