I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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