okay pat passed out under dana's car
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
