who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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