I'm drive I can fine osifer
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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