i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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