I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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